Thursday, September 13, 2012

The Making of a Psycho Killer on the Bus

Found Drama: Mother & Son on the Bus
Dollar Bus, North Bergen, NJ.


The Making of a Psycho Killer on the Bus

Mommy, can we go to the park?
No.
Why?
Because I said so.
But why?
I said so!  That's why!
I wanna play in the park.
Play.  Play.  Play.  That's all you think about.
No it isn't.
Hello?
Mommy!
Shush! I'm on the phone.  Hello?
Mommy!
Shut up.  Sorry, I'm on the bus.  Hello? What?  Hello? Shit!
Mommy, can we go to the park?
No is no!  What part of no don't you understand fool?
I'm gonna play at home.
Play.  Play.  Play.  All you do is play.  All I do is work work work so you can play play play.  Hello?  Hey baby, how you doing?  I'm doing good now that I hear your voice again.
Mommy!
Shut the fuck up.  Can't you see I'm talking!  I'm on the bus.  With the kid.  Oh, baby stop it.  You makin' me hot.
Mommy!
What?
I want to go to the park.
You give me a fucking headache.
Pleeeeease mommy.  Please, please, please.
Five minutes.  When I say it's time to go home I don't want to hear no shit. You understand?  No fucking shit.
Thank you mommy.  I love you mommy.
I love you too baby.

1 comment:

Bonny Finberg said...

Wow. New Jersey buses are much more interesting than manhattan buses. Though Manhattan buses used to be interesting, the current demographic of graphic designers and nyu students are not up to snuff when it comes to turning out psycho killer babies.